THE SANITY TEST
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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Well, no, the door wasn’t glass/screen, it was wood. xD)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (countless times. )

TOTAL: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 11

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I’ve been told I think too much, more than once.)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (I’m always telling someone else that. >.<

TOTAL: 17

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I never have anything important to do.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 21

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. (I’m accident prone, when it comes to other ppls stuff.)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (And flew across the room. xD)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (It has a meaning?!)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (I have friends who MUMBLE not just MUMBLE, but MUMBLE QUIETLY! Yeah, You know who you are!)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 29

GRAND TOTAL: 29

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally insane


116% I guess this makes me and insane genius the best kind!!!